~~~~~349 Have You Ever Questions~~~~~~~
Have You Ever...
Made up your own theory about the existance of God?: yes
Stopped believing in God?: yes
Participated in a protest of any kind?: yes
Gone to summer camp?: yes
Betrayed a friend?: yes
Made a perverted snowman?: no...
Run around in your bathing suit during winter?: no
Gone outside in your bathing suit during winter?: no
Done the splits?: yes... pain
Picked flowers from other people's lawns?: yes
Been grounded?: yes
Had a conversation with yourself?: yes
Fallen asleep at school?: yes. several times in chem
Lied to a doctor?: yes. don't even get me started
Been to a slumber party?: yes
Been to a co-ed slumber party?: yes, when i was younger
Had a pillow fight?: yes :)
Lied about your age on the internet?: yes
Lied about your age in real life?: yes. i said i was in college
Cursed directly at a teacher?: no
Cursed indirectly at a teacher?: yes :)
Cursed in front of a teacher?: ...no? i dont think so.
Cursed in front of your parents?: yes
Cursed at your parents?: yes. several times.
Cursed at a friend?: a couple times.
Cursed at stranger?: no
Cussed somebody out?: my sister
Cried in front of a teacher?: no
Cried in public?: yes
Cried in front of a friend?: yes. when i was very little
Done drugs?: no
Sniffed a permanent marker to get a mini-high?: no... thats just... stupid...
Had sex?: no
Smoked?: no
Had alcohol? : yes
Been drunk?: yes
Been drunk driving?: no. ive driven with a hangover tho
Been arrested?: no
Gotten a ticket?: no. but i got pulled over for being a 'hazard'
Made a prank call?: yes
Made a prank call to a friend?: no
Superglued coins to the floor of the mall?: no
Stolen something from a friend?: no
Stolen something from a store?: yes
Gotten caught for stealing?: no
Said a racist comment and meant it?: no
Doubted your sexuality?: no
Lied to a teacher?: yes
Thought about suicide?: yes
Considered suicide?: yes
Attempted suicide?: kinda
Hated yourself?: yes
Cut/hurt yourself intentionally?: yes
Given the finger to somebody?: yes
Give the finger to a stranger?: no
Been to a concert?: no
Been in a mosh pit?: no... dont ever plan on it
Been stage diving/crowd surfing?: no
Headbanged?: no
Copied someone else’s homework?: yeah. who hasnt
Copied off somebody on a test?: yes
Cheated on a test?: yes
Cheated on a homework/assignment?: yes
Gotten detention?: no
Cut class?: no
Played hookie?: no
Faked sick?: yes. all the time.
Been suspended?: no
Been expelled?: no
Been to the principles office?: yes
Failed a test?: too many times
Failed a class?: no
Failed a grade?: no
Been in a car accident?: no. ive gotten pretty close tho
Spit in somebody’s food?: no
Spit on someone?: no
Bitten somebody?: my sister accidentally... long story
Been spit on?: i dont think so
Been bitten?: yes
Gotten in a fist fight?: yes. i dislocated a guy's jaw
Slapped someone?: yes
Hit someone?: yes
Kicked a guy in the balls?: hehe yeah
Broken a bone?: yes
Gotten stitches?: no
Had an injury where you should have gotten stitches but you didn’t?: yeah, i hurt myself riding my bike and now i have a big ugly scar cuz i didnt take care of it
Eaten dog/cat food?: no
Written graffiti?: no
Written on the walls of a bathroom?: yes
Stayed up all night?: yes
Eaten half a pint of ice cream in one sitting?: yes
Been kicked out of a store?: yeah, because i was accused of stealing... idiots.
Read someone’s diary?: yes
Stapled your finger?: yes
Eaten a bug?: yes
Peed your pants at school?: no
Crapped your pants in public?: no
Watched porn?: ehhh... no
Stripped?: no
Stripped on camera?: no
Been ice skating?: yes... the PAIN
Been rollerblading?: yes
Been skiing?: no
Been tubing?: no
Snuck out of the house?: yes
Walked along a highway?: yes
Gotten lost in the woods/path/random place?: yes
Walked through the woods to see where you would end up?: no
Been on the roof?: yes. when i wasnt supposed to be :)
Dyed your hair?: no
Cut your own hair?: yes
Have a friend cut your hair?: no
Shaved your head?: no
Had surgery?: no
Been life-threatningly sick?: no
Been to Disney world?: yes
Been to Disney land?: yes
Been out of the state?: yes
Been to more than five states?: yes
Been to more than ten states?: yes
Been out of the country?: yes
Lived in another state?: no
Lived in another country?: no
Lived in another continent?: no
Been to a wedding?: yes
Been to a funeral?: yes. a lot.
Been to the beach?: yes
Been snorkeling?: yes, in the bahamas
Been scoobadiving?: no
Seen tropical fish (not in captivity)?: yes, snorkeling
Seen wild dolphins (not in captivity)?: yes, on a cruise
Seen a whale (not in captivity)?: yes, on a cruise
Seen a shark (not in captivity)?: yes, on a cruise
touched a shark?: no
Been on a private beach?: yes
Been to a nude beach?: nooooo
Surfed?: no
Swam in the ocean?: yes
Swam so far in the ocean you couldn’t touch the ground at all?: yes
Swam so far in the ocean you were a long way away from the shore?: yes
Watched the sun go down?: yes
Climbed a pile of boulders just to say, "I'M THE KIND OF THE WORLD!"?: yes, but "queen"
Been on a roller coaster?: yes
Been on an upside-down roller coaster?: yes
Thrown up on a roller coaster?: no
Been hiking?: yeah, a lot
Been to the top of a mountain?: no
Been pooped on by a bird?: no
Been unconscious?: yes. ive fallen out of half the trees in illinois
Fainted?: yes
Been called a bitch?: yes
Been called a whore/slut?: yes
Laughed so hard you cried?: yes (do u remember last year in homeroom, jess?)
Laughed so hard something came out your nose?: no
Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: no
Sung in the shower?: yeah, like everyday
Sung into a hair brush?: *sigh* yes.
Sung in front of friends/family?: yes
Sung in public?: yes
Sung at a show of any form?: for chruch choir when i was little
Danced in your underwear?: idk. prolly.
Danced in your underwear in front of someone else?: no
Danced in public?: yes
Danced in a show/recital?: no
Run around with underwear on your head?: no, that would b funny tho
Walked into a wall?: yes. all the time
Walked into a pole?: yes
Had a long-distance relationship?: no
Had an online gf bf?: not really. just one jokingly that lasted for like a week.
Had online sex?: no
Not taken a shower for a week?: nooooo
Loved somebody?: no
Gotten your heart broken?: no
Had a crush?: yes
Had a crush on someone older than you?: yes
Had a crush on someone 10+ years older than you?: no
Had a celebrity crush?: TONS
Taped a kick me sign on someone’s back?: no
Made fun of someone to fit In?: no
Called someone fat?: yes
Been called fat?: yes
Been called anorexic?: no
Been made fun of?: yes
Been talked about badly behind your back?: yeah
Been talked about badly behind your back by a friend?: yeah
Stayed up all night long?: wasn’t that already a question
Cried in public?: this one too
Tripped in public?: yes
Farted loudly in public?: no, thankfully
Been in a play?: yes
Been in a commercial?: no
Been on TV?: for an orchestra concert
Been on the newspaper?: yes
Been on the radio?: no
Been in a movie?: no
Met someone semi-famous?: yes, Otis Wilson, defensive player for the bears durin their superbowl year.
Flirted with someone semi-famous?: no
Slept with a rock star?: no
Screamed in public?: yes
Worn something weird in public?: yeah. my dad’s ancient hat.
Ate something off the ground ignoring the 10 second rule?: idk. probably
Licked a wall?: no
Licked the ground?: no
Licked someone?: no
Hit a parked car?: almost
Gotten your tounge stuck on something cold?: an ice cube
Stuffed something up your nose?: no
Put something in your pants?: no
Walked in the rain?: yes
Played in the rain?: yes
Danced In the rain?: yes
Danced in the rain in public?: yes
Watched a meteor shower?: no
Wished upon a star?: yes
Stolen someone’s underwear?: ewwwwwwwww
Worn someone else’s underwear?: ewwwwwwwww
Gotten a wedgie in public?: no
Given a wegie in public?: no, never.
Blamed someone for one of your farts?: hehe I don’t think so
Eaten something alive?: no
Faked an accent and seriously pretend that you had that accent?: no
Made up a language?: no
Pretended to speak some random language in public even though you didn't?: no
Made up a fake identity when you meet someone?: hehe several times.
Given a lap dance?: no
Had someone give you a lap dance?: no
Lied about past experiences?: yes
Exaggerated past experiences?: yes
Streaked?: no
Skinny dipped?: no
Been pantsed?: yes, by my sister :( evil child.
Gone swimming with your clothes on?: yes
Mooned someone?: yes
Been mooned?: yes
Flashed someone?: yes
Been flashed?: yes
Seen a dead person?: yes
Prank phone called someone?: this was already a ? get with it ppl
Been to a fortune teller?: no
Peed in a pool?: who hasn't
Peed in a shower?: who hasn't
Peed in a public pool?: everyone has
Peed in a public shower?: no
Been camping?: yes
Been camping in a tent?: no
Been camping in the middle of nowhere?: no
Slept under the stars?: no
Been around a campfire?: yes
Made a campfire?: yes
Burnt things because you were bored?: no
Accidentally hurt yourself while burning something?: yes
Sat in the middle of the rode?: no
Dressed up as a superhero?: when I was little
Worn a tie?: yeah, when I was dressed as avril lavigne
Lied to a doctor?: your doin it again
Broken the law?: yes
Fallen asleep in class?: yes
Been to a club?: no
Been to a strip club?: no
Been to a bar?: yes, several times with my cousin (they have very relaxed drinking rules in south dakota...)
Been to a gay bar?: no
Ridden in a taxi?: yes
Ridden on the subway?: no
Ridden on a public bus?: yes on vacation
Ridden on a train?: yes
Ridden on a boat?: yes
Ridden on an airplane?: yes
Jumped off a bridge?: no
Jumped off the roof?: yeah, but it was really really really low.
Stuck gum under the table?: no
Had a pet?: dogs, hamsters, frogs, and a snail
Had an exotic pet?: no
Accidentally killed a pet?: no
Killed a pet on purpose?: that would be so sad 
Run over an animal?: bugs
Written a poem?: yes
Written a song?: yes
Written a story?: yes
Shown someone any of the above?: no, except for school stuff
Read it out loud to a group of strangers?: for community service in girl scouts... *twitch*
Won something for it?: no
Got a trophy for it?: no
Gotten a trophy at all?: no. im a loser.
Looked back on whatever you wrote years later and thought it sucked?: yes
Played an instrument?: violin
Known two languages fluently?: no
Known 3+ languages fluently?: no
Fallen in front of a lot of people?: yes
Had a dream?: yes
Had a dream that foretold the future?: yes
Had a dream in black and white?: no
Had a nightmare?: yes
Had a nightmare that after having you couldn’t go back to sleep?: yes
Watched a scary movie?: yes
Watched a scary movie then not been able to sleep?: yes. the original war of the worlds (pathetic...)
Told a scary story?: yes. fun.
Told a scary story and successfully scared someone?: hehe certainly
Spent the night at a haunted house?: no
Seen a ghost?: no
Seen a UFO?: no 
Written someone a nasty letter?: no
Written anyone a letter?: yes
Made someone cry?: yes
Made someone cry from laughter?: yes
Made your parents cry?: yeah
Gotten a piercing?: no
Gotten a tattoo?: no
Jumped into a giant pile of leaves?: yeah at my grandmas house
Been in a food fight?: no
talked to yourself on AIM?: yes
Talked to a random person on AIM pretending you were someone else?: yes
Talked to a random person on AIM?: yes
Had an online friend?: yes
Been to the hospital?: yes
Set off fireworks/crackers?: no
Screamed HAPPY NEW YEARS loudly at midnight?: yes
Screamed Happy New Years,Happy Bday, etc, really loudly even if it wasn't?: no
Been inside the bathroom of the opposite sex?: yes
Used the bathroom of the opposite sex?: yes
Made faces at passing cars?: yes
Waved at passing cars?: yes
Done stupid things for passing cars?: no
Made a truck driver honk his horn?: no
Watched an R rated movie?: yes
Watched an X rated movie?: no
Watched a movie your parents didn’t want you to watch?: yes
Ridden a horse?: yes
Eaten testicle of anything?: ewwww
Eaten something that your friends prepared?: yes
Eaten dirt?: when I was little
Eaten paper?: yes
Been in a band?: no 
Played in the mud?: yes
Gone to sleep with socks on?: yes
Gone to sleep in your clothes?: yes
Gone to sleep wearing nothing but a large shirt and underwear?: yes
Gone to sleep naked?: no
Slept in a bed with someone of the same sex (not in your family)?: yes
Slept in a bed with someone of the opposite sex (not in your family)?: no
Made your own clothes?: no
Worn your own clothes?: uh, yeah
Sold/Bought something off Ebay?: no
done something embarrassing in public for attention?: no
Peed behind a tree/bush?: no
Talked to a stranger?: yes
Ridden on a motorcycle?: yes
Ridden on an ATV?: no
Gotten straight A’s?: yes

 

 

happy mlk jr day everyone.

on friday my mom asked her third grade class (90% of whom are black) if they knew why martin luther king jr was famous. only 3 or 4 of them knew the answer.

what a shame.