Feeling: aggravated

Listening to: "Wish You Were Here" by Incubus

stolen from <lj user="daveys_drugs">

Instructions: Highlight the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (true)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (sometimes true)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. (partially true)
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (not true)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GIRL WHO LIKES FOOTBALL so I must be a TOMBOY. (not true)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. 
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm ON A DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (not true)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (not true)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (not true)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (I have, but he was straight)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I wear HALF GLOVES so I MUST think I'm punk. (not true)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be in the mafia.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I GET GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. (true) 

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (not true)
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (not true)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Yeah I'm SUCH a poser...)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GIRLS, so I MUST be GAY.

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOUNGER THAN ME so I MUST not be able to do any better. (not true)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. (not true)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. (ugly no, crazy yes)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a BRO, so all i want is to get in girls pants, get high, get drunk, and party
I like to kiss girls, so i MUST be bisexual.
I shop at Hot Topic, so i MUST think i'm gothic. (not true)
I have my hair hanging in one of my eyes, so i MUST be a scene kid. (not true)
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